then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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