so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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