normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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