So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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