On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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