cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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