He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This house was built for laser tag.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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