YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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