well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
