Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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