My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You can't just leave with hair like that
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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