Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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