you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Randomize
