In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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