Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
