Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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