Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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