my mouth tastes like poor choices
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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