I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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