There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
