even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize