I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
they need to just BURY HIM!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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