If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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