How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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