dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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