Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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