Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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