Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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