no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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