Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize