My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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