I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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