Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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