He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i think i just lost a toe
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize