some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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