my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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