i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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