Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Your penis caused this!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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