I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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