You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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