You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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