Dual....:-)
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
how does that bad decision feel?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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