how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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