dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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