Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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