I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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