Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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