did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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