her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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