i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
