i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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