I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I enjoy the company of your penis
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
