What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i drank out of a bidet.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
pray to the hookup gods
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
